The Hypocrisy of Al Gore

Al Gore spoke in 1992 at the Center for National Policy about the failures of Bush 41's administration in ignoring the terror connections to the regime of Iraq.

What an astoundingly brazen political hack.

Star Wars Has Nothing Over Vermont

Jonathan V. Last has an hilarious post over at the Weekly Standard about how the nutters of Vermont are lost in their own little world. Err... I should say a BIG world called Star Wars. Unless you've been in hyperspace for an extended trip to the Outer Rim, you know that the big discussion in Vermont this week has been of seceding from the Union. Go read the post for a great laugh.

Here's what cracked me up.

I've been called dorkofascist for pointing out that the complaints we hear in the Star Wars films about the Galactic Republic aren't particularly beyond the pale: Namely that the Republic had grown too big and sclerotic to be governable and responsive to the needs of individual planets.

Now here's a hippie Vermonster talking about why Vermont should secede from the United States: "The argument for secession is that the U.S. has become an empire that is essentially ungovernable--it's too big, it's too corrupt and it no longer serves the needs of its citizens."

Is this newly appointed Vermont storm trooper one of today's Green Mountain Boys? Notice the credentials from the Emperor's personal guard. Wow....

Jonathan closes his post with this nice little nugget.

It's a little hard to tell the fictional fascists from the real hippies.

Hilarious. Priceless.

UPDATE 6/07/07 11:30 PM: OOPS! A reader informed me that Jonathan V. Last posted the article in the Weekly Standard, not Michael Goldfarb. The correction has been noted and applied. Thanks! And sorry about that Jonathan and Michael.

Al Gore Has Issues

Al Gore spoke this week to the adoring minions of global warming at the Marin Civic Center in San Rafael, California. Zombietown has the scoop and lot's of pics. He gets all the great action! Zombie was johnny on the spot and was inside for all the hypocrisy.... errr....enlightenment.. In addition to hearing all the rhetoric Al normally spews, Zombie did his usual roving reporter investigation of just how much the religion of global warming has impacted the nutroots of the left. The answer.... apparently not too much by the looks of all the gas guzzling SUV's and cars in the parking lot. Go see all the pics at Zombietime of our boy Al and all the carbon spewers in the parking lot. Fun fun fun!

In addition, Zombie posted a pic that washed out the cover of Al's new book and Zombie asked his readers to do a little creative work to the book and he would post them. Here's the pic I returned to him. Rather lame, but like I told Zombie, I'm a nice guy...



Al Gore has issues and it scares me to think just how close he was to being our President and commander-in-chief.

The Hypocrisy Of The Left

Zombietime has a great expose' of the hypocrisy of the left and how the nutroots say one thing but do another. Check out Zombie's cavalcade of gas-guzzling contemporary automobiles with hypocritical bumper stickers. On one hand its hilarious, on the other hand its pretty sad.

Here's my favorite:



Complete with this sticker.



Problem is, this 2002 Honda CR-V averages only 23 mpg and puts out 8.0 tons of greenhouse gas emissions every year. WOW! Go look at all the vehicles. Wonderful nutroot hypocrisy.

Images courtesy of Zombietime.com. Thanks Zombie!

A Vote For Liberal Democrats Is A Vote For Terrorism

People think conservatives are crazy when we say that liberal democrats give lip service to national security and help reinforce the ideology of terrorists. Even the terrorists agree. Read about it here.

UPDATE on 12/23/06: The nutroots at Kos are on board with al Qaeda No. 2 man, Ayman al Zawahri. They describe his analysis of the recent mid-term elections as "quite accurate". Read the entire thread here.

Liberals Help Iran

You don't think our country's enemies support liberal Democrats? Then go see what Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei says about the Democrat's vistory this past Tuesday. Iran knows that liberals support foreign policy that will allow them to expand terrorism and islamic ideology. The brakes are now off of the proverbial nuclear train. Think Europe or the UN will deter Iran from getting the nuke? You must be smokin' somethin. We get what we vote for.

The Democrats

You have to see this video spoof of the Dems and madame Notsobright by David Zucker. It's hilarious.



There's a lot of truth in humor...

Clinton's Legacy

Hey Willie! How does it feel to know that your so-called historic pact with North Korea allowed them time to continue to develop a nuke? You and Madame Notsobright did a bang up job in getting ol' Kimmy boy to drop his radioactive dancing ambitions.